Hachette Job

Has anyone else seen the badly dubbed television advert for the Radio Control BMW M3 GTR?

“Chrome wheels… cool rear spoiler… check out its speed and power! Radio control BMW M3 GTR. High performance nitro engine, up to 50 miles per hour. Every week assemble, style and tune your radio control BMW M3 GTR and customise it to the max. Issue one, model components and DVD all for 50p”

Wow – I’m impressed! 😉 But then we get to the small print… “Radio control kit sold separately. Complete in 95 issues.”

Their promotional web site at the rather confusing www.rc-bmw-m3gtr.co.uk has the following additional subscription information:

  • Issue 1 comes for the special price of £0.50, issue 2 at £3.99 and issue 3 onwards is at £5.99 per issue (free postage and packing).
  • Thereafter, I will receive 4 issues packed together every 4 weeks at a price of £5.99 per issue (postage and packing free).

So the total cost is £561.56, it will take nearly two years to complete and you still have to purchase the expensive RC kit separately. Bargain! 😯 This is also assuming that Hachette Partworks Ltd (a subsidiary of the French owned Hachette Livre) are still in business and can be bothered to fulfil the entire set of publications.

Please don’t be tempted by this ridiculous scheme. If you want help with building a decent RC vehicle, I recommend that you visit Apex Models in Crowthorne (Berkshire), or use their mail order service.

Movie rentals

As you may recollect from a previous entry, I have ditched Sky Movies in favour of a postal DVD rental service. All these services are based on the same concept, you enter a long list of films that you would like to watch and provide either a preference or ranking of the priority order in which you would like to receive them.

I first tried Tesco DVD, which is a service provided by Video Island. These are the people behind other DVD rental brands such as Screen Select, MSN DVD, easyCinema and ITV Movieclub. If you join any of these, it’s all coming from the same place, so expect a similar service level from each.

My initial impression of the Tesco service was that they offered good value for money, most of my returns were processed within a day and the turnaround was quick and efficient. But after a few weeks I noticed that I rarely if ever received titles that I had prioritised at the top of my wish list. I monitored this situation and eventually cancelled my subscription as the obviously popular titles were never being sent to me.

Next I tried LOVEFiLM for a three week free trial, they claim to be “Europe’s No.1 DVD rental service“. I diligently inputted my wish list (a ‘Rental Queue’ in their terminology) and awaited the deliveries. The first few titles I received were from the bottom third of my queue, so again a disappointing start. To make matters worse, when I enquired why it had taken so long to allocate my next title, I received this response:

“We have been unable to send you your full allocation of discs, due to the limited selection of titles in your queue. You have 17 available titles in your queue.”

So of all the titles in my queue (actually they lied – it was 19), they could not find a single one to send me. That’s tantamount to an admission that you are unlikely to receive anything from your top 20.

They went on to say: “We also recommend that you have at least 20 to 50 titles in your queue at all times, in order to receive a regular service.”

How many people can list 50 films that they would like to watch – and be satisfied with only receiving older or obscure titles from the tail end of the list?

This is the fundamental flaw in the DVD rental model and where Sky Movies have the advantage. The majority of customers are fighting for the same limited supply of new releases and blockbusters. This is evident when you walk to your local rental store, we all know you have to get there early for the best films. Sky don’t have this problem as they broadcast to everyone at the same time.

I have cancelled my membership and for the moment I am going back to my local rental store. At least there I have an influence over the choice instead of relying on a computer lottery.

The final word from LOVEFiLM was: “Did you know? In the last Week you have paid an average of £3.03 per disc.” Hmm, great. So I would have payed nearly the same as at my local store, but for films that I didn’t really want to watch. What a fantastic service! 🙄

Man or Mouse?

In case it wasn’t immediately obvious by reading the contents of this site, I am the sort of person who tends to complain when something annoys me. I don’t go out of my way to castigate random members of the public, but I do take exception to deliberately anti-social behaviour, particularly from kids who seem to revel in Chav culture.

I have noticed an alarming increase in violent assaults recently:

» BBC: Man sought over chip row stabbing
» BBC: Student dies in racist axe attack
» BBC: Man loses eye after bottle attack

“A man who was attacked by a gang of youths after his friend complained about a bike left in the middle of a pavement, has lost an eye.”

I have complained at kids before for leaving their bikes strewn across the pavement, or when they stand on street corners and try to intimidate local residents, but is it worth risking my eye or life to do this again?

The answer is no, I will no longer get involved. I have given up the fight for decency, from now on I’m a mouse. This is a depressing admission.

Squeak

A few weeks ago I was running in a public park and was forced to hurdle over a dog lead because the dog walkers didn’t have the common decency to move aside. I made a passing remark about their behaviour (I wasn’t rude or abusive), which resulted in their throwing a glass bottle at me! What is provoking supposedly ordinary people to overreact in such a violent manner?

*squeak*

Speed Camera Revenue

There is quite a lot of interesting information coming out of the Government since the Freedom of Information Act. In particular I stumbled upon the Department for Transport web site and found the following:

  1. The last audited 12 month period is the 2003/04 financial year that ended on 31 March 2004. The total fine receipts for speeding and red light offences detected by fixed and mobile cameras was £113,549,240.
  2. Of this amount, £91,848,844 was reinvested in road safety as payments back to the partnerships including the police, local highway authorities and magistrates’ courts who operate within the safety camera programme.
  3. The amount retained by the Treasury was £21,700,396 which is the difference between 1) and 2) above.

Wow – over £113 million raised in a year just from speed camera fines and £22 million of that was kept by the Treasury as pure profit.

Gatso Vandalism

There is also a request for information about a report on the effectiveness of safety cameras, presumably from a road safety perspective rather than the potential for blatant profiteering. The DfT response was:

  1. Yes. A 4th year report on the effectiveness of the first four years of the safety camera programme is being prepared.
  2. The lead authors of the report are PA Consulting and University College London.
  3. The planned publication date is in the Autumn of this year.
  4. The report does not currently exist.

I look forward to reading the outcome!

Idiot Tax

Michael Carroll

A middle-aged woman from County Limerick in Ireland has won £77 million (€112 million) in the EuroMillions Lottery (the jackpot sum was accumulated through nine rollovers).

How can this be obscene payout be justified? I have no moral objections to the National Lottery, if the great unwashed choose to throw their money away on this Idiot Tax then I won’t stand in their way. The Lottery donates money to many good (and not so good) causes as well as making thick people millionaires, but this latest payout has gone too far.

Her son Dean commented: “I don’t plan to sit around the house and get fat. I am going to be a bricklayer like my dad and I intend to finish my apprenticeship and get my qualifications.

His mother has £77 million in the bank and he wants to pursue a career in bricklaying? Oh perlease!

The anti-social and lawless antics of £10 million lottery (and ASBO) winner Michael Carroll (pictured) have been a regular feature in the tabloids since his win in 2002.

It’s time these payouts were capped before we give one of the idiots so much money they do something dangerous on a huge scale. There is a very good reason why stupid people aren’t rich – it’s called natural selection. We are messing with nature and should beware of the consequences!